Paul Scott comment: The political ad to end all political ads

I'm Paul Scott and I paid for this message.

It's time to tell my opponent, Scott Paul, to stop sending jobs overseas.  Because I care deeply about creating good jobs for Iowa.  Not the crummy jobs my opponent, Scott Paul, would create for us--jobs like being locked in a department store overnight, so you're forced to do the cleaning.  No, I'm talking about good-paying jobs, jobs where you can earn six figure salaries and not have to do that much besides golfing and sexually harassing your employees.  Those are the kind of jobs that made America great.  But my opponent, Scott Paul, has been taking money from corrupt business owners who like to send jobs overseas--the same place they have their bank accounts.

It's just sad when my opponent, Scott Paul, spends all his time drinking/taking drugs/defacing churches/visiting Lindsay Lohan.  Call him and tell him to lay off the liquor/switch to weaker drugs/deface his own yard signs/visit the Pope instead.  Because we don't want gay couples/flaming liberals/evil corporations/Mexicans/Arabs/the Taliban/Barack Obama to be in control of this country.  Because it's much better when Congress is in charge!